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May 22 2018

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I love this cat a lot


happy two year birthday overwatch where’s the rest of the gays


I don’t know if anyone has seen this already, but @llaevateinn pointed to me before that the new voice line of Soldier 76 is a thing Gabriel says in the Retribution comic

Specifically, Gabe says “You want something done right…” when he activates the door bomb in Retribution. The new Soldier 76 voiceline is “You want something done right? You have to do it yourself” or something similar (don’t quote me on that).

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Fuck off, roomba. I’m dealing with something here.


[puts far more meat than is reasonable into tortilla] [tortilla doesn’t fold fully or correctly] bullshit. what’s wrong with you. fuck you


I wonder if Jack had a shitty vigilante era before he got it ironed out. Think like early spider man days except with.. an angry old guy that sounds like he gargles nails daily.

He hasn’t got the 76 jacket yet. Or the visor and mask. He just sees shit going down and decides he’s not going to sit there and see it so he steps in. Later on he decides he needs some kind of identity/brand cause the headlines keep calling him random old man

I’ve always thought post fall Jack might take some time off before getting fed up with his somewhat retirement. But now I’m wondering if there isn’t just like random stories of a buff grandpa across the US like stopping bank robberies and kidnappings and shit.


gabriel reyes is the dad you ask for permission to do stuff like sleep over at your friend’s house cause he’ll scowl a little and ask 50 questions about your friend but is actually too nice to say no, unlike your other father, jack morrison, who stares at you and says “you have a bed here you can sleep here”


*playing video games while slouched sloppily on couch*

*dies in a bullshit way*

*irritably sits up and pays attention for next attempt* 






Sassy HYDRA agent

*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?”
*matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”

sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off
bucky barnes: i think i just need help
sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm

@garnier-fx there’s another one! 

sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…

captain america: but it is me.

sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.

captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!

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His shirt reads “They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.”

You are a bad-ass.

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dance reference” :
↳ オーバーウォッチ Happy Anniversary ♬ 

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I don’t know if this has already been done but it seemed necessary.

May 21 2018

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rapunzel rapunzel throw down some sick beats

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im definitely beta of the house



human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

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